yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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