So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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