You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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