I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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