talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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