You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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