My pussy is not your playground.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
smell my finger.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I smell like Dick and happiness
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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