Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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