O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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