Buhtt sex?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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