I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This is my gift to your gina
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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