btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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