he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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