I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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