i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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