You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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