11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Say something about gay babies.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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