i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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