why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
