And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Why is your signature on my underwear?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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