So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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