I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
