I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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