it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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