When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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