I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
