Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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