lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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