My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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