OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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