Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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