I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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