This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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