Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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