why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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