i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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