Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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