...so i touched it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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