I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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