VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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