loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
soo... how was my night?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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