the new term for farting is butt boxing.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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