literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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