i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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