just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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