It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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