he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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