their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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