apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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