One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Less talking, more tequila
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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